martini party recap
by mike nohner
the martini party was a huge success
i just wish the house wasn't such a mess
i also wish my underwear didn't end up in a tree
and what was up with the whipped cream?
all in good humor, all in good fun
i can't wait for next year so that we can have another one
i even got struck with a kiwi to the face
had it been another time or place
you might have got to see the fighting side of me
luckily we were at the martini party
george burns pretty much got raped
funny thing is that he's a hundred and eight
drinks were drunk and good times were had
for those that left early, well that's too bad
we were singing and dancing and having a grand old time
even though the table got ruined, that's just fine
we had watermelon bombs and mcdonald's cups
we even celebrated earth day by recycling stuff
so here's to those who came and conquered
to those who drank and wandered
to those who had a good time
and to everybody who is now a friend of mine
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