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hee he hee hee hee zbambillingbingbing! (the gross post)

(disclaimer: if you have a weak stomach or do not like reading about gross and sick things...you MAY not want to read. but then again you could read it and think it was the best thing ever. i don't know what you will do. remember that my mind is not always this corrupted. just when i am at home with, well, i think jenny starts all the action. so, i'm not this corrupted all the time. but hey, i warned you.)

so i just got back from a h4h meeting, which by the way, is funny as always. between the inside jokes and lutheran and catholic bashing and just us being our witty selves, you can't help but to fall on the floor laughing.

but my night gets even better.

and why wouldn't it get better when you live in a house full of girls who all have minds that have to be much worse than that of college frat boys.

so i get home and eventually it's th, ds, jv, and i and we're all in the (alcoholic) kitchen eating and talking. ds happens to mention that, yeah, she found 5 condoms in her dresser drawers as she was cleaning out and getting ready to leave for europe. but here's the thing: in the beginning of the year we got a lovely house warming gift from our dear friend leann that included 6 different condoms. ds just told us that she only found 5, which means (you do the math), WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE????

first we had to decide where ds had used the other ones...we had first concluded that they were from a box of 12...we tried to name the 7 times they would have been used...almost. then we figured, well what the heck, where did the other one go if it was from the original 6? who used it? and what were we gonna do now that we didn't have the 6th one? well...our well educated minds came to the conclusion that the remaining 5 would have to be recycled. yes...pump and wash.

this pretty much had us on the floor laughing with water running down our eyes. i'm surprised no one peed their pants but ds did wash her nose out with hot cocoa.

o and here is a comment board question: We still need to get our cocky as hell neighbors back for the pranks they played on us this year. We have decided that we need to do something that they would not expect to come from girls. It first started with jenny saying we should place a poop bag on their door step. then she suggested would bring home a nice big ole cow pie. but who wants to drive home with a cow pie in the back seat? then we decide that we should all just start saving up our poop so that we could get them bad at the end of the year, so why not put a poop can in the bathroom? we could have 2 since shortly we will not have a toilet anyways since it's falling through the floor, and we could label them #1 and #2. we would have to put a do not throw away sign next to number 2. then we thought it would just be easier if we could sump pump it over to their doorstep. could you imagine? flush............WHHHHOOOOOSHSSHHHHH! right onto their doorstep! it would be great...anyone know a good cheap plumber without the crack?

so yeah...have suggestions...leave me a note :)