Broadcasting Life

get ready to laugh

or maybe not...but i know that when square and i were done writing these...booty, square and i were gasping for air...here's how they were developed...either square and i would start out and write two lines worth of funnies, then we would fold the paper over and cover every thing we had written except the last line, that would be all that the next person writing would get to see and they had to continue the story with only that line. makes for a good time...enjoy!

the denison loy lake
the bus had been going for many miles and hours by this time and its passengers were all a little upset as the bus was running late due to an un-scheduled fireworks display. the passengers all piled out and each grabbed one of the porvided blankets as the blankets had magical pwers that gae the user beatiful skin and restored their sleepy bodies. then rejuvinated and ready to rooll everyone lined up for the 3 legged race. the passengers pair up with who they are sitting with and head for the texaco gas station. inside they find their first assignment is to conquer the SOSU saveges water tower which is nearly the height of 2 semi's on end. the bus driver gives the signal and the people scatter in every dirction leaving behing their clothes as they were now entering a nudist colony. all a little concerned with their new look, they decided to pu on wigs to disguise their selves. stasified with their new appearance they paraded single file down the median toward the chaktaw inn in hopes of finding larry, the over fridendly owner and also a nudist, who screamed, "ay iiiiiiiiiii!" and the group came to a hard right in the road. just around the corner they spotted presidential canidiates george w. bush and john kerry inthe middle of a very important gold match. the passengers quickly found their clothes again and threw them on as athey did not want to be arrested for presidential impersonation. they proceeded on, even though several members were overwhelmed with hunger and left the group in search of gorp as it cures all forms and types of hunger. but 2 members of the group, fred and bob, were hungry for the prize: a hot air ballon ride. however due to their age and lack of parental consent, the prize was void and everyone was forced to re board the bus.

mantua muchies
the radio beeped loudly to signal the announcer's interuption. "this just in: a large cattele stampeed has been spotted 40 miles n. of big booty's place. please take shelter immediately!" everyone started to scream and hands flew up in amazement. the announcer5 proceeded to instruct people to make their way to the library in an orderly fashion. your only hope of survival is to grab the book "the origin of species" by darwin, and to start reading, coming up with a hypothesis suer to combat that of current psychologists. convinced that he had inded perfected the formula, he recited it to the tune of "vanilla ice" preferabley rapped by a man named nathan johnson. i w was then that myk came in and declared, "square, i'm hungry, wanna split a pizza?" knowing all too well how that story goes i declined and suggested he ask kelly and andi to show them all what a vegas light stripper does, and as andi had no clue how that goes, kelly gladly showed them all. familiar with booty's talents, the 3 of them quietly left the scene, leaving kelly there all alone to perform. not to worry, though, just as she finished square decided that it was time for grub and gorp was pulled out, as it is known to cure all forms and types of hunger. so they decided to go for it and followed the truck. they went from city to city, sure they'd know someone who'd help them. "just a little further," their new found starnger coaxed. they kept pushing and pushing when all of a sudden, BAM! they knew they were in trouble! everyone grabbed for something of value but all they could find were life jackets and party streamers. confused , they threw out the life jackets and went to town with the streamers, all having a good time. the end!

puppy chow parable...this one we were only allowed to use real life experience we have had....
i was at the clay aiken concert with my cousin and brother when all of a sudden these people walk along the highway pushing my motorcycle. the game warden stopped to see if i needed help but i told him i was getting in shape to run a triathalon. the biking part was killing me and this hill wasn't making it any easier to slow down. the bumps were frozen hard from many previous sledders. my butt was in pain and there was no way to get rid of in. i ran to check on my sister, who had flown in the air. i started laughing until i realized what goes up must come down. i ducked to my left as the music rest part of the stand came crashing into the flute section. often at our school's musicals, i wondered if any one would fall into the pit and get hurt. we continued to showvel, sorting the dirt from the rocks and leading it into wheel barrows. this is not how we pictured h4h. i knew that h4h wasn't always building, that other things had to be done, so i tried to stay positive. there was no way we'd win playing like w were so something had to change. attitudes first. no more long faces and hung heads. we had to start and getter done. so after someone confronted the head honcho, we headed back to the church as there was no way we'd really be able to trade up for a semi truck and trailer all the way out at cenex and not be late. kelly, square, and i were wcreaming and wondering why we didn't just die. we sta there for aobut 5 min. trying to regain our breath and sense. what would we tell shari if hercar was dead because of our stupid mistake. what about dodgey?

"hutchin's hickeys"...this is we were only allowed to use phrases from songs and movies, made it challenging...

this ain't comin' from no prophet, just an ordinary man. when i close my eyes i see...missed with my imperfections...the most beautiful girl in the world and she will be loved like the strawberry ice cream never ever end of all this love. this love has taken a hold of me i ask myslef, do you know what you are getting yourself into? how much longer will it take to cure this? how much longer i don't know cause maybe i'm in love the blues will be blue and the jealousys green, but when love picks its shade it demands to be seen...like the bright lights of texas, comma chameleon is seen stars and is gonna dance all night to this d j just trying to taste this spice of life. so hit me with your best shot come on hit me with your best shot come on baby make it hurt so good then put your arms around me cause what do you know about you and me? we're two of a kind workin' on a full house...my father's house is a big big house with lots and lots of rooms, a big big house with cotton candy, sweety yo, let me see that tootsie rool! cause i'm missin you like candy cause i want candy lolly pop lolly pop ooh lolly lolly pop, lolly pop lolly pop ooh lolly lolly pop lolly pop badoom boom boom. boom baby. squeak squeaken huh? and deehhhhhnnn?? we need to get rusty a girl. there's a women's prison aroun d the corner. down on the corner, down on the street all the colors mix together to make grey street.

the end! hahahahahha!